The Queendom of Smart Falcon is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.003 billion Smart Falconians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Smart Falconian economy, worth 127 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,794 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vaccinations are mandatory, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Smart Falcon's radio stations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smart Falcon's national animal is the horse.

Smart Falcon is ranked 51,450^th in the world and 1,040^th in Ambition for Safest, scoring 102.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.